Recent Trails

RECENT MISADVENTURES:

Thai One On Hash

Run No.: 1171
When: August 25 at 7 PM
Where: Whomp'Em's House, 79 Chestnut St. Morristown
Hares: Finger-In and Whomp'Em

Orgasmitron's Summer Lei!!

When: August 18, 7 PM
Where: Far Hill train Station
55 US Highway 202, Far Hills, NJ 07931 (eg. use google maps)
Run 1170

Year of Le Rat and YAAC's 5th Annual Waterski Hash

Summit Full Moon Hash Run Number: 98 (SH³ Run 1169)
Run Time 3:00, Sat Aug 16th
Where: The Rat/Cyst Palace/hole
Hares: Le Rat Bastard and YAAC
Address: 7 MacDonald Road, Hewitt NJ (07421). Run will be A to A
There will be a beer check and a keg of gooooooooooooddddd beer.

Sans Organes Génitales Hash Deux

Hare: No Genitals
Run #1168Start: End of Mill St. in Belleville Park, Belleville NJ (Franklin and Mill St. intersection)

Long Pants Hash

RUN NUMBER: 1167
DATE : AUGUST 4TH, 2008
TIME: 7:00 PM
HARE: G. I.
LOCATION: FAIRFIELD

LONG PANTS ARE RECOMMENDED BRING EXTRA PAIR OF SHOES, THERE WILL BE WATER CROSSINGS. BRING FLASHLIGHTS RUN BEGINS AT 7:13 SHARP DUE TO POSSIBLE LACK OF SUNLIGHT PRAY FOR NO RAIN

OUTSTATION RUN WEEKEND OF AUGUST 1 - 3

Hare: Ed "Suck'm Up" George

Run # 1166
Lower Granville, Vermont

Bling Hash

Hash: 1165

Star Date: July 28, 2008

Time: 7:00PM

Weather: red devilishly hot

Place: Ridge High School Varsity Field, (behind the Bernards Township Community Center - across the street from Lord Stirling Park, 289 South Maple Avenue, Basking Ridge, NJ)

Hare: Cumfy Hole - cell phone (732) 425-0835
Note from Hare: "I'll leave marks this time, I swear it."

Waning Gibbous Hash

Hash: 1164

Star Date: July 21, 2008

Time: 23:00 GMT or, 1900 hrs EDT or, 7:00PM

Weather: Perfect for hashing

Place: Armstrong Ennis & Byam Ltd, 384 Morris Ave, Springfield, NJ Mapquest: 384 Morris Ave 07081 Google: Beam me up

Hare: Dog E Style
Summit Full Moon H3 / Bimbos of Jersey H3 Joint Hash - Even if you don't have tits, visitors are welcome!! When : Next night of the full moon - Friday July 18; Hares away @ 7pm Where : New Brunswick NJ Train Station; meet-up at corner of Somerset & Wall St Hares : Rear End Wrangler & Great Sex Full Moon Run #97 (SH3 #1163)

Bastille Day Hash

Run No. 1162

WHEN: Monday, July 14, 2008 7PM

WHERE: Lumitron Global Strategic Command Center

HARE: Massengil

Storm the fortress of suburban malaise by running headlong into trouble. Jog your memory and cross busy thoroughfares of the imagination. Vigorous bug swatting and peeing in the woods is encouraged. Paté and wine to be served in honor of the founding of the French Republic.

CHICKEN DELIGHT TRAIL

Run No. 1161

WHEN: Monday, July 7, 2008 7PM

WHERE: Downtown Rahway, NJ

HARE: Clitty Litter

kEyhole’s 17^th Anniversary Hash Run

Run No. 1160

When: Monday June 30^th at 7pm

Where: Keyhole's 17^th Anniversary Summer Hash Location

Hare: keyhole

The Passaic River Classic

RUN: PASSAIC RIVER RUN NO: 1159 DATE: Monday, June 23, 7:00PM START: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ

Familiar territory, new twists. No swimming---unless you trip over the rocks. Eagle and Chicken trails, neither stroller friendly.

Summer Solstice Full Moon Hash

What: Run No. 96 (SH3 1158)
When: Saturday, 6/21/08 at 3:00 PM
Who: Hares are Anal and special guest DeciBelle; On On thrown by Twatever
Why: Summer Solstice happens just once a year. Come enjoy a beautiful afternoon chasing Anal through the cool woods then party with Twatever.

The Presidents Cup Race

For all you over-achieving bastards.

Run # 1157
When: Race starts 8pm.
Where: Downtown Milburn
Why: FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams FREE Sam Adams

Camels 1st Fare-Thee-Well Run

Run: no. 1156

When: Monday 9th June 2008, 7pm

Where: Hacklebarney State Park

A note and a musical composition from the hare: This is it. Your last chance to enjoy the run that should have been from 4 years ago, were it not for those blasted deer hunters. This is billed as my first farewell, which means I'm pretty damn sure I will be back.

I have also commissioned a commemorative edition shirt to mark the occasion - I know it's hard to believe, but the shirts will be free, gratis, without charge, my gift to the greatest group of hashers in Summit.

There was no Fish'n Chips in Kearny ,
So it's off to Hacklebarney,
A stunning trail with water, shiggy and scree
Just you wait and see.

This is his last Summit hash, till next time
No more on-on's with cheese and wine,
But lot's of joy and beer and laughter
And fewer down downs ever after,

This is my little ditty,
A bit like my trails, some call a little shitty,
Times running fast, no time for races or bootie,
Better go and do a recce, in case you all get antsy

Casa de Twat Hash

Run No: 1155
Date: Monday, 6/2/08 at 7:00 PM
Hare: Twatever
Where: Casa de Twat, 5 St. John's Ave., Mt. Tabor, NJ


SOMERVILLE NJ MEMORIAL DAY HASH

Run No: 1154 When: Memorial Day, Monday, May 26, 2008, 12:00 pm.

Where:            Parking lot behind 34 East Main Street, Somerville NJ 08876. The best bet for parking is the parking deck located at (next to) 75 Veterans Memorial Drive, Somerville NJ 08876. Leave extra time as many streets in the center of town will be closed.

Hare:              Sick Dick

Trail: Short and clean, let’s get done in time to eat, drink and enjoy the festivities. There will be an eagle and a stroller friendly chicken trail.

Why: Enjoy a trail through scenic Somerville. When through return to my place for food and drink. I am located on the race course in the middle of all the action, between the start/finish line and the (very sharp) first turn. The children’s area which includes a petting zoo is less than one half of a block away.

On Memorial Day in Somerville there are parties through the entire town. Bands will be playing, bikes will be racing, beer will be flowing and Hashers will be Hashing.

Subterranean Homesick Blues Hash (Click here for expository highlights)

Wrangler caught laying trail.

Where: Millburn Train Station; Lackawanna Place (Northside Parking Lot)
When: Monday 19 May; 7pm
Hare: RearEnd Wrangler

Run 1153

Loco-Motion Hash

Hash Number: 1152
Hare: Loco Morrow
When: Monday May 12th at 7:00pm
Where: Laurel Hill Park
Why: Good Trail, Fine Table Cloths

Annual General Meeting (AGM) Hash

Hash Number: 1151
Hare: Outgoing GM Anal
When: Saturday May 10rd at 3:00 PM
Where: An unnamed cul-de-sac (see directions below)
Why: Good Trail, Outing of Old Officers, Inning of New Officers, Awards Ceremony, kEyhole's Turd Brown Ale

Jungle Habitat - The Ruins Hash

Hash Number: 1150
Hares: Finger-in (Aka librarian, 3 tequila floor), Rat Bastard (Aka, Le Rat) and YAAC (Aka Yer An Anal Cyst)
When: Saturday May 3rd at 3:00 PM
Where: The Jungle Habitat in West Milford, NJ
Why: Cause it may be very scary (Its only 6 months away from Halloween).

Dog Day Afternoon Hash

Summit Hash #1149
Location: Murray Hill Station (New Providence, NJ)
Foley Place between Floral Dr. & S. Gates Rd.
Date: Saturday - April 26, 2008 Time: 3PM
Hares: Dogmeat and Dog E Style (and probably a third dog)

Which dog's business will you step in?

Seoul Brudda's umpteenth time as outgoing GM - SFMHHH AGM

RUN #: 94 (SH3 # 1148) DATE/TIME: MONDAY, APRIL 21, 7:00PM LOCATION: SOUTH ORANGE NJT STATION PARKING LOT (CHURCH ST) RUN HIGHLIGHTS: Both E and C friendly (for strollers, only the latter); Minimal shiggy, BC in undisclosed location; Special Spring scenery. ONONON: CRYAN'S ALE HOUSE (IN THE HAGGIS ROOM)

Le Rat Bastarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd Returns Hash

Run No 1147
When: Saturday April 19th, 2008, at 3:00 PM
Where: Shepherd Lake, Ringwood State Park, Upper Parking Lot.
Why: Because it will be breathtaking, sumptious, delcious and just plain radical dude
Hare; Will be Le Rat Bastard, Just back from his worldwind downhill ski trip up in Eastern Quebec at the Mountain Called Le Massif.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Don't cast your votes for best/worst hash of the year until you taste this event. This will be one for the archives. Get your shorts and old shoes out cause its gonna be nice on Saturday.

Tappen Zee Hash

Run No.1146
When: Saturday, 4/12/08 at 3:00 PM
Hares: Alibi and Honey Buns
Where: The Hills and Bunkers near the Tappen Zee Bridge

Prodigy's Birthday Hash

Prodigy gulping the last savory nectar of her thirty-something years

Run No.1145 - Feeling Sporty at 40
When: Saturday, 4/5/08 at 3:00 PM
Hare: Suck 'Em Up
Where: Suck 'Em Up's Stomping Grounds

FREE Hash Cash !

Babes Of March #5

Run 1144. 7.8 miles (click on image to enlarge)
When: Saturday, 3/29/08 at 3:00 PM
Hare: Platypussie
Where: Chatham Train Station, Chatham, NJ

Platypussie and friends relaxing after the run

Camel's Full Scottish Monty Hash!

SFMHHH # 93 (Summit HHH Run # 1143)
When: Monday 24th March 2008 @ 7pm

Where: Scottish American Club, 40 Patterson Street, Kearny, New Jersey

Kilts: Optional but highly recommended

This is officially the first Full Moon hash to be organized by Camel Bowels in his 8 years of hashing with Summit. "I know", he said talking to himself, "I haven't done a run with a Scottish theme to it, in almost 2 months, so lets set it from the Scottish American Club in Kearny". "Brilliant idea" came his reply.

And so it will come to pass that the home of America's finest immigrant population, will now host the first SFMH3 event to be run through the hills and dales of lovely Kearny.

Babes of March # 4

Saturday 3/22/08 at 11:00 AM

Liberty Tavern

1403 Liberty Ave., Union, NJ 07083

Babe: Mr. Jackson
Summit HHH Run No. 1142

Toga Party Hash!

Run No. 1141 - Beware The Babes Of March - #3

When: Saturday, 3/15/08 at 3:00 PM
Hare: Whomp'Em
Where: Convent Station Train Station, Convent Station, NJ
Event: Ides/Babes of March Hash and On-On Toga Party!

International Saucy Women's Day (ISWD) Hash

Run No. 1140 When: 03/08/08 3:00 PM International Women's Day (IWD) is marked on March 8 every year. It is a major day of global celebration for the economic, political and social achievements of women. Where: Rockaway Township Hares: Twatever, AGM, and Just Brady Weather: Flood Level Mount Hope Historical Park Located in Rockaway Township, New Jersey Mount Hope Historical Park locator map
Dydd Gwyl Dewi Hapus! (Happy St. David’s Day) Hash

Run No. 1139
When: 03/01/08 3:00 PM
Where: Mountainside Park, Pompton Plains, NJ
Hare: YerAnAnalCyst, Turd Taster

LYHHH Run No. 2 (SHHH Run 1138)
When: 2/29/08 7:00 PM
Where: Dover RR Station
Hare: Dog E Style, Anal Lick it All, Twatever, Double Dribble (applications being taken to do his duties)
Weather: SNOWY

This Leap Year Hash will begin from the Dover Train Station. We will also participate in a Poker Run during the evening. This means that every hasher will be able to take a card at the beginning of the hash and every subsequent bar totaling five cards by the end of the evening. The person with the best hand, second best hand and worst hand will be awarded prizes at the end of the Hash.

Trail included FOUR bars, FOUR kilometers, FOUR Hares, FOURnicating fun over FOUR hours done once every FOUR Years.

Soft Core Hash

Run No. 1137
When: 2/23/08 at     3:00 PM
Where: Cranford, NJ
Hare:  Cereal Killer and SP's Driver's Seat

Lunar Eclipse Hash

SFMH3 Run 92 (SH3 Run 1136)

Weather forecast: Dark. Favorable to see the Lunar Eclipse
Location: Ramapo College Tennis Court Parking Lot
Hares: Alibi and HoneyBuns

Trail: Promises to be a flat dry and possible very dark trail with excellent views of the pending lunar eclipse. Hares highly recommend bringing some type of illuminating device.

Anti-CoCk cOcks-up

Run No. 1135
When: 2/16/08 at 2:00 PM
Where: Roseland, NJ
Hare: New Jersey Ex-Patriate Anti-Coch

6th Anniversary of Dog E Style and Anal Doing it Click here for literary highlights

What: Hash 1134
Who: Hares Dog E Style and Anal
When: February 9th, 2008 starting at 3 pm
Where: Towaco Train Station
Weather: Fantastic
Why: why not?

Miscast Mishmash Hash

What: Hash # 1133

Hare: Miscast

When: 3:00 pm February 2, 2008

Where: Kittatinny Valley State Park, Andover, NJ
Warning: The area is patrolled by state rangers, county rangers, park rangers, the Lone Ranger, Silver, Tonto, and a few palefaces.

Haggis Hash and Robbie Burns Salutation
Run: 1132
What: 5th Annual Haggis Hash Hare: Camel Bowels When: 3.00pm 26th January 2008 Where: South Mountain Reservation, South Orange, NJ

Summit Full Moon Hare Extraordinaire Hash

Run 91 (SHHH Run #1131)

Date: January 21, 2008 7pm

Milburn Train Station

Hare: kEhole

50% CHANCE IT WILL SNOW ON SATURDAY 50% CHANCE THAT YOU WILL GET WET HASH

RUN NUMBER 1130 Click here for literary highlights
WHEN: JANUARY 19, 2008 3PM
WHERE: END OF CHAPIN ROAD. PINE BROOK
HARE: GI

The Summit Hash Gets the Finger Click here for literary highlights

Run No: 1129

Date: Saturday, 1/12/2008 at 3:00pm

Hare: Finger-In, Lil' Sacs

Where: 175 North Main St. , Wharton, N.J

Meet under the Pink Water Tower - the colossal and fickle middle-finger of fate casting a long shadow of indecent defiance over Downtown Wharton.

The Joint Masters Summit Interhash Click here for literary highlights

Run No. 1128

Fat Boy Trail

Date: Sunday, 1/6/2008

Run No: 1127

Date: Saturday, 1/5/2008 at 2:30 SHARP

Hare: Twatever and Gene Y Ass

Where: The Hampton Inn, Denville NJ

Pup Crawl (Run No. 1126)

Date: Friday, 1/4/2008

The FIRST Summit HHH Run in 2008: Hare of the Dog Hash

Run No:          1125 - The Annual Hare of the Dog Hash

Date:              Monday, 1/1/2008 at 11 AM

Hare:              Papoose on the Loose

Where:           Nomahegan Park, Cranford, NJ

Hare Today, Gone Today Hash

RUN: 1124
HARE: Today, gone tomorrow...Seoul Brudda
DATE: Saturday, December 29th, 2007
LOCATION: Zagursky's Pub, Mt Pleasant Ave, Whippany

Shortest Day, Shortest Trail, Shortest ...

What: Hash No. 1123

Hare: Anal

When: The Day with the Shortest amount of Daylight; December 22nd. 3pm.

Where: Hysterical Mount Tabor NJ 07878

5 St. Johns Ave will be the location of the start and On On.

SFMHHH: Mind Your Ps and Qs Hash

Run No.    90 (SHHH #1122)
Date:         December 17th

Time:           7 PM

Location:    Intersection of Oakwood Drive and Valley Street (Route 638)

                    Maplewood, NJ

Summit HHH CHRISTMAS PARTY HASH!

Doing it Mexican Style - Lupe's Red Light District Hash, Bash, and Rash

Run No.: 1121

When: 3:00 PM Saturday December 15, 2007

Hares: Ronan and Lupe (Whomp'em's alter ego)
Where: Split Rock Reservoir near Boonton

Papoose on the Loose Hash

Run No. 1120 Hare :    Papoose
When : Saturday 12/8/07 at 3:00 PM
Where : Jockey Hollow/Morristown National Park

Run #1119 - Breast Stroke's Retirement Home Hash

Date: December 1

Time: 3:00 p.m.

Location: West Essex Park

              Passaic Ave.

              West Caldwell, NJ

No, Crane's Mill won't assist you if you get lost on trail.

SFMHHH
when: Monday Nov 26, 7 PM
hare: Orgasmitron

Run No. 89 (SHHH #1118)

Where: the small Union County Park just off Route 22 West at Union Ave in Scotch Plains.
If you are coming on Route 22 West, turn left onto Union Ave just after MacDonalds, then left into the park.
google or mapquest
Union Ave & Meadow St, Scotch Plains, NJ

Its the same place as that fantastic unforgettable hash in the January 2007 heat wave. This one promises to be just as fantabulous and memorable (no broken bones this time!)

What to expect:
no broken bones ( you said that already)
fantastic unforgettable trail
unforgettable fantastic beer
unfantastic forgettable email promotions for the run (???)

DOGMEAT'S 14th ANNUAL "DON'T BE A TURKEY" HASH!

DATE: Sunday, November 25, 2007

TIME: 2:00 start

WHERE: Bamboo Brook Outdoor Education Center, Chester, NJ
Run 1117

Discover Your Inner Chicken Hash

There is a little chicken inside all of us!
Supreme chicken trail - stroller and walker friendly !
The eagle trail will challenge you in new ways, but leave you titillated....

When: Sat., Nov 17th. 3:00 PM
Where: Troy Towers parking lot, 40 Conger St, Bloomfield, NJ
Hares: Smokin' Headlights and Gene-y Ass

Run 1116

Camel's Hump & Stomp Hash

Run No.: 1115.00

When: 3:00 PM Saturday November 10th, 2007
Hare: Camel Bowels
Where: Sourland Nature Preserve - Hillsborough

Camel brings the Hash back to this years winner of "Best Small Park in New Jersey ". Made famous by being the venue for the first ever Haggis Hash, this oasis of tranquility was described as offering "several recreational opportunities in an undisturbed natural setting, including humping, hiking, biking, bird watching, humping, bouldering, horseback riding, humping and hashing". There to receive the award, Camel Bowels went on to add that " Whether you are seeking solitude or just want to bring the family for a day of fun, Sourland Mountain preserve has something for the outdoor person in all of us - just don't do it on November the 10th!!! " Unless you are a hasher. Or a humper :).

House Warming Hash

When: 3:00 PM Saturday November 3, 2007
Run # 1114 Summit Outstation Run in Katonah
Hares: Honey Buns and Alibi
Where: MapQuest 83-97 Wood St. Katonah, NY

Monday Full Moon Hash: Loco - Motion Hash

Run No.: 88 (SH3 # 1113) When: Monday, 10/29/07 at 7:00 PM Hare: Locomorrow Where: Mountainside

Halloween Hash - Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Run #: 1112

When: Saturday, October 27, Note: 4pm start (Darkness falls quickly - run fast)

Where: The darkest corners of your imagination

Location: Great Swamp Wilderness Area - Woodland Road Trailhead

Hare: Massengil

WARNING - the area we are running through has a bleak history of unexplained mutilations and disappearances. And it is extremely easy to get lost in the swamp (it wants you to). Don't stray from the pack - there is safety in numbers. Don't try to shortcut. Don't run alone. You have been warned. Surviving chickens can bail-out at the beer check.

Click here for a brief documentation of unexplained events in The Great Swamp

Orgasmitron's Pure and Simple Hash

Orgasmitron's pleasure orb finally unveiled.

Run #: 1110.99999
When: 10/20 2007, 3 PM

Hare: Dr. O, pHHHd
Where: Chatham Twp Administration Office
58 Meyersville Road, Chatham, NJ 07928

Mystery Hare Hash

Run 1110

Hare: Mystery Hare

Where: Summit Pool, Ashwood Avenue, Summit NJ

When: 3:00 pm

Dog 'gone Birthday Hash

RUN # 1109 -

WHEN: Monday, October 8, 2007 7:00pm

HARE: Clitty Litter

DOG E STYLE'S 50TH BIRTHDAY HASH (IN DOG YEARS, HE'S DEAD!)

Joint Summit - Lehigh Valley Hash

Date: Saturday October 6th What: Joint Summit/Lehigh Valley HHH hash. Co-Hares: Dog E. Style & Ex-Pistol Time: 3pm Where: Oldwick, New Jersey

Oktoberfest Hash

Hash 1107 - Octoberfest beer hash - 9/29/07

Hare: Anal
Location: Prince of Peace Church, Rockaway, NJ
When: Saturday September 29th, 2007 NOTE - 4:00pm Start

On On will be at Twatever's house

This hash will include a fine selection of this year's Octoberfest beers. Feel free to sample them before trail, during trail (beer check) and also in the circle.

Trail will be a mixture of bucolic euphoria, wet dreams, and ways to connect the two.

Maliboo Moon Hash

Run No.: 87 (SH3 # 1105)

When: Monday, 9/24/07 at 7:00 PM

Hare: Just Dave aka Secaucaless

Where: Morristown

A to B. Punishing run. Stragglers were shot.

The Passaic River Classic

Run No.: 1105

When: Saturday, 9/22/07 at 3:00 PM

Hare: Seoul Brudda

Where: One of the Chathams

Passaic River 1908 by Oscar Bluemner

Very familiar territory; different twist, Chicken and Eagle. Moist. Interesting BC. Bug spray suggested. Some P Ivy. (Some pee yellow) Non-swimmer friendly. RUN ENDORSED BY: Big Mouth Billy Bass ("Take me to the river. Put me in the water.") SOUVENIRS?: Of course WEATHER FORECAST: HOT........and...wetttt.

The Depraved Librarian Hash

Run No.: 1104 - Say YES to Acts of Depraved Librarity!

When: Saturday, 9/15/07 at 3:00 PM

Hare: Ronan The Librarian

Where: Wildcat Ridge, Rockaway Twp., NJ

Chicken, Eagle and "Hawk" trails.

Bat Cave and Beer Check.

Annual Downtown Fiasco

Brooklyn Bridge at Night

Run No. 1103

Hares: Breast Stroke and Massengil

When: Monday, 9/10/07 at 7:00 PM

Where: Corner of William and Pine (Chase Manhattan Plaza), NYC

It's time once again to flee across State lines to the epicenter of world trade and bamboozlement. The canyons of Wall Street and the always frisky South Street Seaport and Battery Park, not to mention China Town and the Lower East Side, make great backdrops for the urbane hasher wallowing in an urban hashing experience.

Adding to the sensory pleasures will be a gastronomic feast worthy of a queen-of-mean Leona Helmsley get-out-of-jail party (that is if she were Chinese, or had an ounce of generosity, or still alive).

Joint Rumson-Summit Gunnison Beach Hash

Run No. 1102 Keep Your Clothes On (NOT!!)

Hares: Elephant Dick & Papoose

When: Saturday, 9/8/07 at 10:17 AM - NOTE TIME

Where: Gunnison Beach on Sandy Hook, NJ

Prelube to Puerto Vallarta - Montezuma's Payback Hash!

When: Monday August 27th; 6:45 pm SHT
Hare : Wrangler

Start location : North of the Border - Scotch Hills Country Club, 820 Jerusalem Road, Scotch Plains

Full Moon Water Ski Hash

Yes Boyz and Girls, Its that time of year again where the hash takes a turn for worse and heads (who said head) north in fact, way way up to northern NJ.
That's right way up where that air is clean and the smell of smog has been replaced by the sweet aroma of fancy 2 stroke motor oil. Ahhhh lovely.
Yes the 4th Annual Waterski hash will be held up in Greenwood Lake one more time.

Run Time 3:00, Sat Aug 25th
Where: The Rat/Cyst Palace/hole
Hares: Le Rat Bastard and Yer an Anal Cyst
Address: 7 MacDonald Road, Hewitt NJ (07421). Run will be A to A

Sans Organes Génitales Hash

Stkend2

Run No. 109x
Hare: No Genitals
Date: Monday, August 20, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Start: 476 Joralemon St. Belleville NJ 07109

DOGMEAT'S 15th ANNIVERSARY HASH

HARE: Dogmeat

RUN NUMBER: 1095

TIME: 6:45 PM, MONDAY, AUGUST 13TH

PLACE: Essex Golf Family Center. 600 Ridgedale Avenue, Roseland

Shiggy-licious Hash!

HARE: G.I.

RUN NUMBER 1094

TIME: 7 PM, MONDAY, AUGUST 6TH

PLACE: WEST ESSEX PARK, WEST CALDWELL

The hare caught in the act of burning Castro's crops compliments of Bleu

ALL DIRT TRAILS, NO BLACKTOP, SHIGGY ALL THE WAY

WEAR LONG PANTS, BRING EXTRA SHOES, YOU WILL GET WET!!!!!

POISON IVY, LEECHES, PRICKERS, DEAD ANIMALS, EXOTIC BITING INSECTS, VENEREAL DISEASE, AND QUALITY BEER

Pain is weakness leaving the body Hash

When : Monday July 30, 7:00 PM

Hare : Secaucaless aka Malibooo

Start : Payne Park, New Vernon

Wait, here's the question - What do you get after great sex and having your meat blown in one week?

Answer - You'll probably be "see -cock less" and that's what is waiting for you next Monday -July 30th-at Bayne Park in New Vernon. The only forewarnings - a) Police station is next door, b) this will be mostly new territory to everyone, c) we may have to exit by dark from this lot - so the On On will be at the new "Hennesey's -Mo'town-under the train tressel"-if anyone gets lost or taken to jail. Prepare yourself for horse trails galore (and a little bit of road).

Full Moon Run: Great Sex Hash

When : Saturday July 28^th; 3:00 PM

Hare : Great Sex

Start : Borough of Roosevelt Elementary School

2 School Lane, Roosevelt NJ

Pool Party Hash!!!

chinese swim pool!

Bleu's Pool (Bleu is the guy peeing in the pool)

Run No. 1091:   No P-ing in the F-ing Pool Hash
Hare:             Bleu My Meat, live hare
When:             Monday July 23th, at 7:00 PM (pronto damn it, for the live hare up my arse)
Where:             Brooklake Elementary School
                        235 Brooklake Rd
                        Florham Park, NJ 07932

Male Hashers bring proper swimming attire
Wimin' Hashers bring nuttin' honey (or cheerios)

Mid-Life Crisis Hash July 16, 2007

Keyhole's 16th Anniversary Hash will start at the usual time at the Millburn Train Station with the On On to be held at Chez Keyhole. There will be a special Keyhole Brew.

More to follow.