Picture of the Week

1) Who came in 4th overall, and 1st in his age group, in the cross-country marathon pictured above?

2) Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
3) What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
4) What did one potato chip say to the other?

Alibi and Massengil negotiating fresh provisions for the On-In. Run #851, Allamuchy Mountain State Park, January 17th, 2004

1) These sexy Harriettes can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving.

What is it?

3) Sweet Pee says to Twatever, "I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for Twatever to accept?

What can be driven, but has no wheels.
And can be sliced, and still remain whole?

What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?

After teaching his class all about roman numerals (X = 10, IX=9 and so on) Professor Orgasmitron asked his class to draw a single continuous line and turn IX into 6. The only stipulation Dr. "O" made was that the pen could not be lifted from the paper until the line was complete.

I would say inauspicious. And I say you get a down-down for trying to show off your superior vocabulary

2) What word doesn't belong in this group?
what, fat, hat, that, cat, sat, pat, chat

3) Papoose's diaper and running shoes got soaking wet while he sat half-naked alone in a car. Beer, Bloody Marys, or any other drinks were not in the car. All the windows were up and the doors locked. How did this happen?

From Left to Right: Boob Dole (also know as "Pineapples"), Helen Wheels, Bummer Hummer, Mini Mellons, TouchmeAllover, WanaVagina, Ima Douschebag, Alotta Fagina and Just Debbie.

1) After a hash, Helen Wheels, TouchmeAlover, and Just Debbie are drinking beer. Bummer Hummer, Mini Mellons, WanaVagina are peeing beer. Using logic, is "Pineapples" peeing beer or drinking beer?

1) What is significant about the date the three Rutgers graduate students hiked into the Great Swamp?

April 27, 1980 - the date of the first Summit Hash.

2) If you were lost in the Great Swamp, could you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

All Hallow's Eve, All Saint's Day, All Souls Day (The DAY OF THE DEAD! - which would happen to be the day of the 2002 Summit Halloween Hash)

3) What is the origin of Red Dress runs?

San Diego, ca. 1989

" ... it was founded in San Diego by a group of hashers who, after traveling to Los Angeles for a run, were kicked out of a bar and wound up in someone's hot tub. One of the guys brought along a young woman wearing a red dress - and little else - who happily joined the party. All night long, she was showered with attention by Pat "Zulu Boy" Holmes and his pals, whose dates were not amused.

The slightly annoyed dates, and some other men who had heard about the hot-tub caper, decided this was the perfect time to take a not-so-subtle jab at Zulu, so they all showed up at the next hash wearing red dresses. A tradition was quickly born, and Red Dress runs are now held all over the world. "It's really taken off," says Zulu Boy himself, wearing a Scarlet O'Hara number with lace and an open back. "I tell you, I'll never forget that girl in the red dress."

4) How many transvestites does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I doubt any transvestites would fit in a light bulb, screwing or not.

~ Cause, totally wired

1) How many Summit Hashers are shown in the photos along the left border of The Half-Mind Catalog web site?

3) At which SH3 runs were the photos taken (answer can be found in the Photo Pages).

4) Double Dribble was bored on the long flight back from Goa. If he were to spell out numbers, how far would he have to go until he would find the letter "A"?

1) Surstromming, the Swedish delicacy, is best served: a) with potatoes and onions b) somewhere in Sweden c) to force a confession

2) Who took those voyeuristic pics at the swimming hole?

4) Who was Foreskin having way too much fun with in the showers (hint: it wasn't Splice Girl)?

5) In the State of Vermont you can't take a picture of a naked man holding a bottle of shampoo. How did the photo taker get away with it?

Anal-lick-it-all : Like the other letters in the series, the letter H when flipped vertically remains the same.